Monday Humor from Finance 350

  • “So my wife and I went to get our final ultrasound; that was exciting… they have this new 3-D Ultrasound, but they call it 4-D… I know, right? I said, ‘Can I see her when she’s 30?’”
  • “The stock market follows a random walk with a drift.”
  • “If you freak out, you get destroyed by the [stock] market, and you’re out of the market.”
  • “Surprisingly enough, there’s not a huge market for people who know the ins and outs of Sophocles.”
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